JO, JOO, AND THE ART OF DRINKING

Joo’s wine rack was legendary in these parts, a testament to his refined palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred sparkling cider. Their differences often became fodder for friendly wager at their favorite watering hole, the Jolly Sailor. One night, after a particularly rowdy game of darts, Joo declared he could outpace Jo's tolerance, and tha